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A Dirty Dirty Eskimo

Meet Running Water a filthy dirty Eskimo beast from the year 700BC.

His flame thrower is made out of a mammoth tusk, a wooden barrel, some sticks, the small intestine of a yack, and a walrus' bladder. His mother pumps it up before he goes off hunting every morning. He is a little naive and doesn't realize how good his mother is at pumping things...
Since this little Eskimo beast loves being filthy, he is constantly covered in dirt. He also loves ice cream so much that his mother modeled their igloo after a giant ice cream cone. She didn't want to do this, since igloos are only temporary structures, but Running Water is a whiny bitch and sniveled and moaned until he got his way.

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